Laura Guldemond
Status: Pending
Calin Copil - July 3, 2025
Last Edited: January 19, 2026
Contributors: Calin Copil
Laura Guldemond is a Dutch metal vocalist known for her powerful range and theatrical stage presence. She fronts the all-female band Burning Witches and previously sang with Shadowrise. Also a vocal coach, Laura blends classical technique with gritty metal distortion. Her dynamic performances and commanding vocals have made her a rising figure in the metal scene, praised for both skill and showmanship.

ENERGETICS

J: Rigidity
6/35
P: Fluidity
27/35
Pe: Proactive Fluidity
21/35
Pi: Reactive Fluidity
12/35
Je: Proactive Rigidity
6/35
Ji: Reactive Rigidity
12/35
Pe Ji Je Pi 8 15 22 30

STYLES

Fi-Te: Candid
30/63
Ti-Fe: Measured
6/63
Ni-Se: Grounded
39/56
Ne-Si: Suspended
6/56
Alpha Beta Gamma Delta

EMOTIONS

Eu:
Eg:
FA:
6/21
2/21
1/5

SIGNAL DATA

Judgment

R-1 Rigid Posture:
R-2 Body Centric:
2/7
R-3 Punctuated Motions:
2/7
R-4 Vertical Movements:
2/7
R-5 Subordinate Fluidity:

Je Articulator

PR-1 Head Pushes:
PR-2 Head Shakes:
PR-3 Shoulder Shrugs:
4/7
PR-4 Fluent Articulation:
2/7
PR-5 Projecting Hands:

Ji Compass

RR-1 Poised Receding:
2/7
RR-2 Disengaging Eyes:
4/7
RR-3 Exerted Pushes:
2/7
RR-4 Momentum Halting:
2/7
RR-5 Meticulous Hands:
2/7

Perception

F-1 Fluid Posture:
7/7
F-2 Eye Centric:
7/7
F-3 Gliding Motions:
4/7
F-4 Horizontal Movements:
7/7
F-5 Subordinate Rigidity:
2/7

Pe Explorer

PF-1 Restless Momentum:
2/7
PF-2 Toggling Eyes:
4/7
PF-3 Body Swaying:
7/7
PF-4 Casual Hands:
4/7
PF-5 Alert Perk-ups:
4/7

Pi Worldview

RF-1 Viscous Inertia:
2/7
RF-2 Fixed Gaze:
2/7
RF-3 Diagonal Eye-Drifts:
4/7
RF-4 Searching Scowling:
2/7
RF-5 Narrow Head Zoning:
2/7

Fi/Te

Ca-1 Taut Nasolabial Area:
4/7
Ca-2 Vertical Snarling Smiles:
7/7
Ca-3 Four Point Pulling:
7/7
Ca-4 Wobbling Lips:
4/7
Ca-5 Asymmetrical Smirks:
Ca-6 Sassy Movements:
2/7
Ca-7 Plateau Velocity:
2/7
Ca-8 Nasal-Breathy Voice:
2/7
Ca-9 Grasping Hands:
2/7

Ni/Se

Gr-1 Taut Preseptal Area:
7/7
Gr-2 Lax Pretarsal Area:
4/7
Gr-3 Taut Outer Edges:
7/7
Gr-4 Intense Scowling:
2/7
Gr-5 Pointed Eye Toggles:
4/7
Gr-6 Eye-Head Parallel Motion:
4/7
Gr-7 Grounding Effect:
4/7
Gr-8 Bodily Awareness:
7/7

Ti/Fe

Ms-1 Lax Nasolabial Area:
Ms-2 Horizontal Curtain Smiles:
Ms-3 Two Point Pulling:
Ms-4 Symmetrical Lips:
2/7
Ms-5 Emotional Neutralization:
2/7
Ms-6 Coordinated Movements:
Ms-7 Parabolic Velocity:
Ms-8 Diaphragm-Faint Voice:
Ms-9 Puppeteer Hands:
2/7

Ne/Si

Su-1 Lax Preseptal Area:
2/7
Su-2 Taut Pretarsal Area:
2/7
Su-3 Lax Outer Edges:
Su-4 Concerned Scowling:
Su-5 Brushstrokes Eye Toggles:
2/7
Su-6 Eye-Head Trailing Motions:
Su-7 Levity Effect:
Su-8 Quirky Skits:

Unguarded

Eu-1 Responsive Nodding:
Eu-2 Polite Smiling:
4/7
Eu-3 Bashful Body Movements:
2/7

Guarded

Eg-1 Upset Mouth Tension:
Eg-2 Assertive Pushing:
Eg-3 Stern Expressions:
2/7

Fallen Affect

FA-1 Fallen Affect:
1/5